Pixels sharper than Bayonetta's heels.

The worst looking Roller Coaster Tycoon game I've ever played.

I want my, I want my, I want my MTV!

It looks as ancient as the era it's supposed to be portraying.

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I'm sure this would have won something... back in 2008.

Okay but c'mon: did Pokémon games really look that good in the first place?

At first it looked like a blurry oil painting... and then they updated it to look like nothing.

The worst camera since the original Kingdoms of Amalur.

All simmer and no meat.

What? You're saying adding 40GB of high-resolution texture packs doesn't automatically make it look better?

Giger is an acquired taste; like wall cocks dripping semen.