Okay but c'mon: did Pokémon games really look that good in the first place?

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It looks as ancient as the era it's supposed to be portraying.

Giger is an acquired taste; like wall cocks dripping semen.

The worst camera since the original Kingdoms of Amalur.

What? You're saying adding 40GB of high-resolution texture packs doesn't automatically make it look better?

The worst looking Roller Coaster Tycoon game I've ever played.

I want my, I want my, I want my MTV!

At first it looked like a blurry oil painting... and then they updated it to look like nothing.

Pixels sharper than Bayonetta's heels.

All simmer and no meat.

I'm sure this would have won something... back in 2008.