At first it looked like a blurry oil painting... and then they updated it to look like nothing.

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It looks as ancient as the era it's supposed to be portraying.

All simmer and no meat.

The worst looking Roller Coaster Tycoon game I've ever played.

The worst camera since the original Kingdoms of Amalur.

I'm sure this would have won something... back in 2008.

What? You're saying adding 40GB of high-resolution texture packs doesn't automatically make it look better?

I want my, I want my, I want my MTV!

Giger is an acquired taste; like wall cocks dripping semen.

Okay but c'mon: did Pokémon games really look that good in the first place?

Pixels sharper than Bayonetta's heels.