The worst looking Roller Coaster Tycoon game I've ever played.

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I want my, I want my, I want my MTV!

Pixels sharper than Bayonetta's heels.

It looks as ancient as the era it's supposed to be portraying.

Okay but c'mon: did Pokémon games really look that good in the first place?

Giger is an acquired taste; like wall cocks dripping semen.

The worst camera since the original Kingdoms of Amalur.

What? You're saying adding 40GB of high-resolution texture packs doesn't automatically make it look better?

All simmer and no meat.

I'm sure this would have won something... back in 2008.

At first it looked like a blurry oil painting... and then they updated it to look like nothing.