Also known as Randy Pitchford.

Remember /v/: it's okay to stick your dick in crazy, but only if she's 2D.

Don't worry, mini-Ranni. I'll keep you safe in this jar.

30 years old, but still gets carded.

A good voice actor can elevate any script.

I can't believe you chose him over Legally-Not-Zone-Tan.

"Yuuuusss, Eunie's tha boss!"

Stylish, sexy, and fashionably late. We love her all the same.

Old, soft-spoken, overworked, and dead inside. Wow, he's just like me!

Maybe this puts some context to all the porn threads...

"Mio! Mio! MIO!"

Some men only want ONE thing...