Imagine getting SIX MONTHS of extra development time and it still turns out like THIS.

Repeat after me: Every year until...

Honestly, it's just nice to finally have confirmation that Game Freak isn't even trying anymore.

"Where the video games?"

Oh c'mon, this game is so much better than the first: remember when they removed the anti-homeless benches?

"While we're waiting for our dubiously legal buyout to be finalized, please throw your money towards our season passes and microtransactions you FUCKING SWINE"

現在我有冰淇淋
我很喜歡冰淇淋

I actually know someone IRL who dropped $250 on a single Genshin skin. Don't worry, we have relentlessly bullied them ever since :)

"You took my FPS Cash Cow... AND NOW I'M GONNA STARVE..."

Yes, we have phones, but even if we didn't this joke still wouldn't be funny.

To think the market crashed so soon after last year's show...

To be fair, this is only the second worst portrayal of Thor this year.