To think the market crashed so soon after last year's show...
NFTs
Square Enix's favourite
4
"While we're waiting for our dubiously legal buyout to be finalized, please throw your money towards our season passes and microtransactions you FUCKING SWINE"
Activision-Blizzard
The New EA
5
To be fair, this is only the second worst portrayal of Thor this year.
God of War Ragnarök
Santa Monica Studio
6
I actually know someone IRL who dropped $250 on a single Genshin skin. Don't worry, we have relentlessly bullied them ever since :)
Microtransactions/Gacha
jpgs are expensive, brah
7
Honestly, it's just nice to finally have confirmation that Game Freak isn't even trying anymore.
Pokémon Scarlet and Violet
Game Freak
8
"Where the video games?"
Microsoft
"Can you leave some for us too?" - Other publishers
9
Imagine getting SIX MONTHS of extra development time and it still turns out like THIS.
Saints Row
Volition
10
"You took my FPS Cash Cow... AND NOW I'M GONNA STARVE..."
Sony
When's "Emoji Movie 2" coming?
11
Yes, we have phones, but even if we didn't this joke still wouldn't be funny.
Diablo Immortal
Blizzard Entertainment, NetEase
12
Oh c'mon, this game is so much better than the first: remember when they removed the anti-homeless benches?
