Honestly, it's just nice to finally have confirmation that Game Freak isn't even trying anymore.

Repeat after me: Every year until...

Yes, we have phones, but even if we didn't this joke still wouldn't be funny.

"You took my FPS Cash Cow... AND NOW I'M GONNA STARVE..."

現在我有冰淇淋
我很喜歡冰淇淋

I actually know someone IRL who dropped $250 on a single Genshin skin. Don't worry, we have relentlessly bullied them ever since :)

"While we're waiting for our dubiously legal buyout to be finalized, please throw your money towards our season passes and microtransactions you FUCKING SWINE"

To think the market crashed so soon after last year's show...

Oh c'mon, this game is so much better than the first: remember when they removed the anti-homeless benches?

To be fair, this is only the second worst portrayal of Thor this year.

Imagine getting SIX MONTHS of extra development time and it still turns out like THIS.

"Where the video games?"