"While we're waiting for our dubiously legal buyout to be finalized, please throw your money towards our season passes and microtransactions you FUCKING SWINE"
Activision-Blizzard
The New EA
2
"Where the video games?"
Microsoft
"Can you leave some for us too?" - Other publishers
3
To be fair, this is only the second worst portrayal of Thor this year.
God of War Ragnarök
Santa Monica Studio
4
"You took my FPS Cash Cow... AND NOW I'M GONNA STARVE..."
Sony
When's "Emoji Movie 2" coming?
5
現在我有冰淇淋
我很喜歡冰淇淋
China
The quiet menace remains...
6
Yes, we have phones, but even if we didn't this joke still wouldn't be funny.
Diablo Immortal
Blizzard Entertainment, NetEase
7
I actually know someone IRL who dropped $250 on a single Genshin skin. Don't worry, we have relentlessly bullied them ever since :)
Microtransactions/Gacha
jpgs are expensive, brah
8
Imagine getting SIX MONTHS of extra development time and it still turns out like THIS.
Saints Row
Volition
9
Oh c'mon, this game is so much better than the first: remember when they removed the anti-homeless benches?
Overwatch 2
Blizzard Entertainment
10
To think the market crashed so soon after last year's show...
NFTs
Square Enix's favourite
11
Repeat after me: Every year until...
SJWs
Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter
12
Honestly, it's just nice to finally have confirmation that Game Freak isn't even trying anymore.