"While we're waiting for our dubiously legal buyout to be finalized, please throw your money towards our season passes and microtransactions you FUCKING SWINE"

"Where the video games?"

To be fair, this is only the second worst portrayal of Thor this year.

"You took my FPS Cash Cow... AND NOW I'M GONNA STARVE..."

現在我有冰淇淋
我很喜歡冰淇淋

Yes, we have phones, but even if we didn't this joke still wouldn't be funny.

I actually know someone IRL who dropped $250 on a single Genshin skin. Don't worry, we have relentlessly bullied them ever since :)

Imagine getting SIX MONTHS of extra development time and it still turns out like THIS.

Oh c'mon, this game is so much better than the first: remember when they removed the anti-homeless benches?

To think the market crashed so soon after last year's show...

Repeat after me: Every year until...

Honestly, it's just nice to finally have confirmation that Game Freak isn't even trying anymore.