"Can you leave some for us too?" - Other publishers
2
Yes, we have phones, but even if we didn't this joke still wouldn't be funny.
Diablo Immortal
Blizzard Entertainment, NetEase
3
Imagine getting SIX MONTHS of extra development time and it still turns out like THIS.
Saints Row
Volition
4
To think the market crashed so soon after last year's show...
NFTs
Square Enix's favourite
5
Honestly, it's just nice to finally have confirmation that Game Freak isn't even trying anymore.
Pokémon Scarlet and Violet
Game Freak
6
Repeat after me: Every year until...
SJWs
Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter
7
Oh c'mon, this game is so much better than the first: remember when they removed the anti-homeless benches?
Overwatch 2
Blizzard Entertainment
8
現在我有冰淇淋
我很喜歡冰淇淋
China
The quiet menace remains...
9
I actually know someone IRL who dropped $250 on a single Genshin skin. Don't worry, we have relentlessly bullied them ever since :)
Microtransactions/Gacha
jpgs are expensive, brah
10
"You took my FPS Cash Cow... AND NOW I'M GONNA STARVE..."
Sony
When's "Emoji Movie 2" coming?
11
To be fair, this is only the second worst portrayal of Thor this year.
God of War Ragnarök
Santa Monica Studio
12
"While we're waiting for our dubiously legal buyout to be finalized, please throw your money towards our season passes and microtransactions you FUCKING SWINE"