STOP. POSTING. ABOUT. ELDEN RING. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!!!

The game that doesn't trust its players enough to let them solve even the simplest puzzles.

More like Pokemon 'beaten red and blue' to sell to schmucks.

Imagine having to not see your family for a week because you had to animate the cat's tail wagging PURRfectly.

That's 1 Overwatch 2 late.

With a storage size double that of the original, The Last of Us Part 1 is tied with Kirby this year for the game with the most inflation.

They lived long enough to see themselves become the villains.

Sometimes, you can just turn it off instead of rebooting.

Maybe the real April Fool's joke was the lootboxes we bought along the way.

"No honey, we have Dead Space at home."

You would assume a game about fighting robot dinosaurs would be less boring...

Even though the game is dead, we're still nominating it's bloated, rancid corpse.