Maybe the real April Fool's joke was the lootboxes we bought along the way.

You would assume a game about fighting robot dinosaurs would be less boring...

"No honey, we have Dead Space at home."

The game that doesn't trust its players enough to let them solve even the simplest puzzles.

They lived long enough to see themselves become the villains.

Imagine having to not see your family for a week because you had to animate the cat's tail wagging PURRfectly.

STOP. POSTING. ABOUT. ELDEN RING. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!!!

With a storage size double that of the original, The Last of Us Part 1 is tied with Kirby this year for the game with the most inflation.

Even though the game is dead, we're still nominating it's bloated, rancid corpse.

More like Pokemon 'beaten red and blue' to sell to schmucks.

Sometimes, you can just turn it off instead of rebooting.

That's 1 Overwatch 2 late.