"Yes, Mister Miyazaki, we've fooled them again. Of course, we made sure there was a swamp area. Two, in fact."

It's old survival horror, but oozing with brand new style.

Being "the best game you can mindlessly grind while in voice chat" is one way to plant your flag.

Bringing the old school feel of discovering a game by yourself to a new generation of players.

Proving once and for all that first-person platforming can actually work, and work well at that.

Even the light sources flicker to the beat!

I am a great magician... you are now old!

FOREVER CULT

The Triangle Strategy game goes in the square hole.

The most fun Germans have had since Forklift Simulator!

Why pet the cat, when you can BE the cat?

I simultaneously want to touch everything and nothing at the same time.