I am a great magician... you are now old!

The Triangle Strategy game goes in the square hole.

Even the light sources flicker to the beat!

Bringing the old school feel of discovering a game by yourself to a new generation of players.

Proving once and for all that first-person platforming can actually work, and work well at that.

"Yes, Mister Miyazaki, we've fooled them again. Of course, we made sure there was a swamp area. Two, in fact."

The most fun Germans have had since Forklift Simulator!

Why pet the cat, when you can BE the cat?

I simultaneously want to touch everything and nothing at the same time.

FOREVER CULT

Being "the best game you can mindlessly grind while in voice chat" is one way to plant your flag.

It's old survival horror, but oozing with brand new style.