It's old survival horror, but oozing with brand new style.

Being "the best game you can mindlessly grind while in voice chat" is one way to plant your flag.

"Yes, Mister Miyazaki, we've fooled them again. Of course, we made sure there was a swamp area. Two, in fact."

Why pet the cat, when you can BE the cat?

The Triangle Strategy game goes in the square hole.

I simultaneously want to touch everything and nothing at the same time.

FOREVER CULT

The most fun Germans have had since Forklift Simulator!

Even the light sources flicker to the beat!

Proving once and for all that first-person platforming can actually work, and work well at that.

I am a great magician... you are now old!

Bringing the old school feel of discovering a game by yourself to a new generation of players.