You truly get the PC crashing experience on console this time around.

Literally runs worse than on ePSXe

My local mall is livelier than Saint Ileso, despite missing 90% of its stores!

It wouldn't be a Tech Blunder if Blizzard didn't have to lock four whole characters to fix Day 1 balance issues!

Was getting the RTX 40,000 really necessary for the "immersion"?

Denuvo on a $20 retro game? Really?

More like Babylon Fell.

No, no, no: you didn't fall through the map, it was just an illusion from The Mad Hatter!

So, /vp/, how does it feel to experience the average AAA open world game Bethesda's been putting out for the past decade?

C'mon, the series is all about going fast through a random floating environment that pops in right in front of your face; and don't get me started on the fucking forced 2D sections!

2D Pokemon sprites and animations with framerates in the single digits? It's just like Gen 1!

Taking a leaf outta Eternal Darkness' book by messing with the game's performance was pure genius.