You truly get the PC crashing experience on console this time around.

More like Babylon Fell.

My local mall is livelier than Saint Ileso, despite missing 90% of its stores!

Was getting the RTX 40,000 really necessary for the "immersion"?

Literally runs worse than on ePSXe

2D Pokemon sprites and animations with framerates in the single digits? It's just like Gen 1!

Taking a leaf outta Eternal Darkness' book by messing with the game's performance was pure genius.

Denuvo on a $20 retro game? Really?

It wouldn't be a Tech Blunder if Blizzard didn't have to lock four whole characters to fix Day 1 balance issues!

So, /vp/, how does it feel to experience the average AAA open world game Bethesda's been putting out for the past decade?

No, no, no: you didn't fall through the map, it was just an illusion from The Mad Hatter!

C'mon, the series is all about going fast through a random floating environment that pops in right in front of your face; and don't get me started on the fucking forced 2D sections!