They're been so focused on changing things for the worse, you'd think this remake was directed by George Lucas.

Using a stock image for the logo was not the right way to manage expectations.

Like the undead, it popped up out of nowhere and has just shambled around mindlessly ever since.

I am no longer asking. You WILL buy my game.

Do you really think a company called BLOOBER TEAM can pull this off?

Let's be honest, what are the chances it will be even HALF as good as Snoot Game?

So let me get this straight...

You know what really grinds my gears? This uses the same acronym as Crash Team Racing.

This horse is so dead, it could pull the carriages to Hogwarts.

WHAT IF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE WAS *LE BAD*????

We're already looking forward to Diablo IV: Reforged.

And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids...