I'll tell you my dark secret, if you play these five minigames first!

Most gear treadmill games have the sense to balance missions around the number and strength of the players. This one did not.

The game has co-op so at least you don't have to suffer alone.

"Ok, now add in auto-lock and have him hover to the opponent when he hits the attack button. Then make sure he only does like 10 damage; we gotta stretch this fight out for 20 more minutes."

A platformer where you don't need to do actual platforming. How riveting.

"But there's so much you can do in this game!" Too bad none of it matters.

The good gameplay is there. It's just locked behind several paywalls.

Can't wait to cut off some limbs in this ga-

The input reading is more blatant than ever.

Don't kid yourself /vp/. Once 8 gyms, always 8 gyms.

I fucking love drawing circles around enemies, it never gets old at all!!!

The only new gameplay is the phone verification.