Final Fight can eat its heart out.

Dibs on Koopa Troopa.

The Blazkowicz legacy begins here (unless you technically count Billy).

MILES PROWER. MILES "PER" HOUR! GET IT? HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Obey Wario, DESTROY MARIO!"

It was simple, it was intuitive, it was the platformer that put the player first in design.

Why'd they call it Mario Paint when people only ever used it for the music mode?

Now imagine showing a parent from 1992 half the violent shit that gets released today!

This IS your granddaddy's Skyrim.

Bored of running and gunning? We have top-down stages too!

SILENCE BLATHERING TOADIES!

An open world done so well that kids randomize the item locations and just play the damn thing again.