Final Fight can eat its heart out.

Why'd they call it Mario Paint when people only ever used it for the music mode?

The Blazkowicz legacy begins here (unless you technically count Billy).

This IS your granddaddy's Skyrim.

An open world done so well that kids randomize the item locations and just play the damn thing again.

MILES PROWER. MILES "PER" HOUR! GET IT? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Dibs on Koopa Troopa.

It was simple, it was intuitive, it was the platformer that put the player first in design.

SILENCE BLATHERING TOADIES!

Now imagine showing a parent from 1992 half the violent shit that gets released today!

Bored of running and gunning? We have top-down stages too!

"Obey Wario, DESTROY MARIO!"