"There are nominees like you in every generation, and I fell every last one of them."

All you need to do to enjoy it is play through the 100 hour high-stress eldritch horror management sim and then read through five books of esoteric Jewish cosmology.

Easily confused with that OTHER space game that came out in 2019

You'll never see it comin'.

Hear that, industry? Endorsing fangames IS a good idea. Now let me handle the Shining Force IP for a little bit, pretty please?

Turns out you can make cover shooting fun when headshots aren't the solution to everything.

Eat your heart out, Rance.

You got an anime, you're getting a sequel: is it finally time to get an award, too?

No, this isn't the standing in line simulator; that was Watch Dogs.

HA! HA! HA! There is no need to vote in the glorious state of Arstotzka!

Next time you need to actually vote for the damn game, you factoring hectopascals!

"DON'T FORGET ME!"